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The perfect man

Silent, attentive, soft & squeezably buff!

The masked man pillow is life sized and makes the perfect big or little spoon on the couch, hammock, beanbag, bed, backseat and more!

He'll always be there for you too, soaking up those tears of heartbreak, providing lumber support or keeping your legs from sticking together at night.

What's under the mask? Your dream man.

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FACES SETS

$20 OFF every purchase of a matching set

Faces

Zip-up

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Joggers

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Zip-up (black)

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Joggers (black)

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The perfect gift

You sure you want to guess their size? Their favorite color? Ghost or breakfast preference? Better just get them a gift card!

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