Holiday '25

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Bird Sweater

kaww, chirp, tweet, whistle, bawk, skwak

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Halloween Forever

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County Fair & Balanced

Inspired by the crass, crude and commemorative airbrush art from country fairs, theme parks and ocean boardwalk shops. It's pretty unwearable, so we made some coffee mugs too. Still less embarrassing and inappropriate than MAGA merch. Prints available by request only, and if you can knock over all the milk bottles with one ball.

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Pillow Talk

available in 3 different sizes - 10"/16"/22"

FACES SETS

$20 OFF every purchase of a matching set

Faces

Zip-up

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Faces

Joggers

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Faces

Zip-up (black)

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Faces

Joggers (black)

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B.I.L.F. (Berries I'd Like to Forage)

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🐛WORMS🪱

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PXCO BASICS

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America's trading card game

Now available on pizza-coffee.com

AT THE LOWEST PRICE EVER!

Get a set for $25 before their gone!

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PROPAGANDA

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The perfect man

Silent, attentive, soft & squeezably buff!

The masked man pillow is life sized and makes the perfect big or little spoon on the couch, hammock, beanbag, bed, backseat and more!

He'll always be there for you too, soaking up those tears of heartbreak, providing lumber support or keeping your legs from sticking together at night.

What's under the mask? Your dream man.

Treat yourself!

w/LOVE

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Pool Party

WORLD PEACE

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Summer Forever

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SFW COLLECTION

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THE CLASSICS

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The perfect gift

You sure you want to guess their size? Their favorite color? Ghost or breakfast preference? Better just get them a gift card!

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✨ Because you're special ✨

Our products are made fresh just for you. We leverage on-demand product delivery to keep the weirdness flowing freely.