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D.T. hat

D.T. hat

$45.47 USD
$45.47 USD
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Proud Patriot headgear!

This hat provides a special buff that increases your chances of being pardoned by 30% if you wear it while committing a crime.  

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
One size 20 ½-24 ⅜ 4 ¾ 3 ⅛ 7 ½
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