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egg shorts

egg shorts

Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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Our classic egg character in all over print on athletic shorts.

Eggs are a great source of protein! Bet you can't eat a whole dozen before your next run.


• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (fabric composition may vary by 3%)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 25 ¼ 35 ⅜
S 26 ¾ 37
M 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝
L 31 ½ 41 ¾
XL 34 ⅝ 44 ⅞
2XL 37 ¾ 48
3XL 41 51 ⅛
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Our products are made fresh just for you. We leverage on-demand product delivery to keep the weirdness flowing freely. Unchained from the racks of the warehouse, we soar high, like the stork delivering a precious child. Isn't that worth a little wait?