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faces zip-up

faces zip-up

$80.00 USD
$80.00 USD
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Our classic faces print in an all over pattern on a zip up hoodie. Pairs seamlessly with the faces joggers. When paired together you'll receive a set bonus aura that causes all humans in a 10 foot radius to smile at you.


• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Soft, cotton-feel fabric outside and brushed fleece inside
• Unisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders
• Double-lined hood
• Moon patch on the inside of the back
• Tear-away care label
• Self-fabric collar and cuffs
• Premium drawstrings and zipper with metal details
• The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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