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RFK/Worm 2024 tank (uncensored)

RFK/Worm 2024 tank (uncensored)

Regular price $25.00 USD
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Crossing over the aisle and the blood brain barrier! Show your support for 2024's political nepo-baby candidate holding down the independent vote with this commemorative tank. Ask yourself, what was so important in RFK's brain that a worm needed to go in there and take a bite? Regardless, they move in lockstep in the race for the White House.

This uncensored version depicts the tragic end of the worm. Even though it worked its way from the ground to the brain of RFK, it was so miserable in its new home it took its own life. Rest in power, Worm. We commend you for your honorable, yet brief, service.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
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